EXCLUSIVE: Sumerian Pictures has acquired U.S. and Canadian distribution rights to dark comedy Chili Finger, which premiered at SXSW and stars Judy Greer, Sean Astin, Bryan Cranston and John Goodman. Chili Finger marks the co-directorial debut of Edd Benda and Stephen Helstad under their Beyond the Porch banner. Written by Helstad, the film follows Jessica Lipki (Greer), a small-town lawyer who discovers a severed human finger in h…