Garchaster's Cornblade (2026)
- Released
- Runtime 1h 49m
- Director Kasper Meltedhair
Synopsis
A gricky star planet girl follows a casting call into the Earth oven so she can fulfill her dream of getting inside of a VHS tape... to burn and inhale herself. Donald Farmer weaves golden webs with the cryogenic cowboys while the star planet gets heavier with razzling trash carnivals. The Carpet Muckers twirling gorches but the Garbites are way too hungry for karaoke flavored peanut butter screams.
Cast
- Lyndsie Jane Earle as Stone
-
Kasper Meltedhair
as Tarsia
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Donald Farmer
as Donald Farmer
-
Brewce Longo
as Rotirat / Racky / Corty / Dead Cult Member / Voice of Garbite
- Andy Heck Boyd as Gorgas Mordpan
- Carrie Phillips as Ozra
- Matt Minter as Scary Fairy Ta
- X Menzak as Dorcinite / Hydraulic Cheese / Date #762 / Date #489 / Date #813 / Date #912 Date #268 / Date #763
-
Dogfood Williams
as Rasifer / Torgum / Dead Cult Member
- Mary Faust as Krink Melrose / Klon Kranger
- Michelle Wanhala as Koringer / Grackle Hatches / Dead Cult Member
- Nicholas DeGideo as Ret Halagas / Rivish / Dead Cult Member
- Emily Kaldenbaugh as Quicksanders / Unknown / Dead Cult Member
- Eli Elliot as Gus Galantine / Orty / Korbite / Dead Cult Member
- Brad Ulrey as Morphbag Ronald / Dezzy Zarndale
- Logan Lyons as Dead Cult Member
- Motor Oil as Donald Farmer The Mouse
-
Josh Christensen
as DJ Giant Microwave
Crew
-
Kasper Meltedhair
Director
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Kasper Meltedhair
Editor
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Brewce Longo
Editor
- Andy Heck Boyd Editor
-
Kasper Meltedhair
Producer
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Brewce Longo
Producer
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Kasper Meltedhair
Writer